Selected early plays

  Selected early plays

  Антон Чехов

  PLAYS BY ANTON CHEKHOV,

  translated by Julius West

  ON THE HIGH ROAD

  THE PROPOSAL

  THE WEDDING

  THE BEAR

  A TRAGEDIAN IN SPITE OF HIMSELF

  THE ANNIVERSARY

  SWAN SONG

  by Anton Checkov

  Translated From The Russian by Marian Fell

  RUSSIAN WEIGHTS AND MEASURES

  AND MONEY EMPLOYED IN THE PLAYS, WITH ENGLISH EQUIVALENTS

  1 verst = 3600 feet = 2/3 mile (almost)

  1 arshin = 28 inches

  1 dessiatin = 2.7 acres

  1 copeck = 1/4 d

  1 rouble = 100 copecks = 2s. 1d.

  ON THE HIGH ROAD A DRAMATIC STUDY

  CHARACTERS

  TIHON EVSTIGNEYEV, the proprietor of a inn on the main road

  SEMYON SERGEYEVITCH BORTSOV, a ruined landowner

  MARIA EGOROVNA, his wife

  SAVVA, an aged pilgrim

  NAZAROVNA and EFIMOVNA, women pilgrims

  FEDYA, a labourer

  EGOR MERIK, a tramp

  KUSMA, a driver

  POSTMAN

  BORTSOV'S WIFE'S COACHMAN

  PILGRIMS, CATTLE-DEALERS, ETC.

  The action takes place in one of the provinces of Southern Russia

  [The scene is laid in TIHON'S bar. On the right is the bar-counter and shelves with bottles. At the back is a door leading out of the house. Over it, on the outside, hangs a dirty red lantern. The floor and the forms, which stand against the wall, are closely occupied by pilgrims and passers-by. Many of them, for lack of space, are sleeping as they sit. It is late at night. As the curtain rises thunder is heard, and lightning is seen through the door.]

  [TIHON is behind the counter. FEDYA is half-lying in a heap on one of the forms, and is quietly playing on a concertina. Next to him is BORTSOV, wearing a shabby summer overcoat. SAVVA, NAZAROVNA, and EFIMOVNA are stretched out on the floor by the benches.]

  EFIMOVNA. [To NAZAROVNA] Give the old man a nudge dear! Can't get any answer out of him.

  NAZAROVNA. [Lifting the corner of a cloth covering of SAVVA'S face] Are you alive or are you dead, you holy man?

  SAVVA. Why should I be dead? I'm alive, mother! [Raises himself on his elbow] Cover up my feet, there's a saint! That's it. A bit more on the right one. That's it, mother. God be good to us.

  NAZAROVNA. [Wrapping up SAVVA'S feet] Sleep, little father.

  SAVVA. What sleep can I have? If only I had the patience to endure this pain, mother; sleep's quite another matter. A sinner doesn't deserve to be given rest. What's that noise, pilgrim-woman?

  NAZAROVNA. God is sending a storm. The wind is wailing, and the rain is pouring down, pouring down. All down the roof and into the windows like dried peas. Do you hear? The windows of heaven are opened... [Thunder] Holy, holy, holy...

  FEDYA. And it roars and thunders, and rages, sad there's no end to it! Hoooo... it's like the noise of a forest.... Hoooo.... The wind is wailing like a dog.... [Shrinking back] It's cold! My clothes are wet, it's all coming in through the open door... you might put me through a wringer.... [Plays softly] My concertina's damp, and so there's no music for you, my Orthodox brethren, or else I'd give you such a concert, my word!—Something marvellous! You can have a quadrille, or a polka, if you like, or some Russian dance for two.... I can do them all. In the town, where I was an attendant at the Grand Hotel, I couldn't make any money, but I did wonders on my concertina. And, I can play the guitar.

  A VOICE FROM THE CORNER. A silly speech from a silly fool.

  FEDYA. I can hear another of them. [Pause.]

  NAZAROVNA. [To SAVVA] If you'd only lie where it was warm now, old man, and warm your feet. [Pause.] Old man! Man of God! [Shakes SAVVA] Are you going to die?

  FEDYA. You ought to drink a little vodka, grandfather. Drink, and it'll burn, burn in your stomach, and warm up your heart. Drink, do!

  NAZAROVNA. Don't swank, young man! Perhaps the old man is giving back his soul to God, or repenting for his sins, and you talk like that, and play your concertina.... Put it down! You've no shame!

  FEDYA. And what are you sticking to him for? He can't do anything and you... with your old women's talk... He can't say a word in reply, and you're glad, and happy because he's listening to your nonsense.... You go on sleeping, grandfather; never mind her! Let her talk, don't you take any notice of her. A woman's tongue is the devil's broom—it will sweep the good man and the clever man both out of the house. Don't you mind.... [Waves his hands] But it's thin you are, brother of mine! Terrible! Like a dead skeleton! No life in you! Are you really dying?

  SAVVA. Why should I die? Save me, O Lord, from dying in vain.... I'll suffer a little, and then get up with God's help.... The Mother of God won't let me die in a strange land.... I'll die at home.

  FEDYA. Are you from far off?

  SAVVA. From Vologda. The town itself.... I live there.

  FEDYA. And where is this Vologda?

  TIHON. The other side of Moscow....

  FEDYA. Well, well, well.... You have come a long way, old man! On foot?

  SAVVA. On foot, young man. I've been to Tihon of the Don, and I'm going to the Holy Hills. [Note: On the Donetz, south-east of Kharkov; a monastery containing a miraculous ikon.]... From there, if God wills it, to Odessa.... They say you can get to Jerusalem cheap from there, for twenty-ones roubles, they say....

  FEDYA. And have you been to Moscow?

  SAVVA. Rather! Five times....

  FEDYA. Is it a good town? [Smokes] Well-standing?

  Sews. There are many holy places there, young man.... Where there are many holy places it's always a good town....

  BORTSOV. [Goes up to the counter, to TIHON] Once more, please! For the sake of Christ, give it to me!

  FEDYA. The chief thing about a town is that it should be clean. If it's dusty, it must be watered; if it's dirty, it must be cleaned. There ought to be big houses... a theatre... police... cabs, which... I've lived in a town myself, I understand.

  BORTSOV. Just a little glass. I'll pay you for it later.

  TIHON. That's enough now.

  BORTSOV. I ask you! Do be kind to me!

  TIHON. Get away!

  BORTSOV. You don't understand me.... Understand me, you fool, if there's a drop of brain in your peasant's wooden head, that it isn't I who am asking you, but my inside, using the words you understand, that's what's asking! My illness is what's asking! Understand!

  TIHON. We don't understand anything.... Get back!

  BORTSOV. Because if I don't have a drink at once, just you understand this, if I don't satisfy my needs, I may commit some crime. God only knows what I might do! In the time you've kept this place, you rascal, haven't you seen a lot of drunkards, and haven't you yet got to understand what they're like? They're diseased! You can do anything you like to them, but you must give them vodka! Well, now, I implore you! Please! I humbly ask you! God only knows how humbly!

  TIHON. You can have the vodka if you pay for it.

  BORTSOV. Where am I to get the money? I've drunk it all! Down to the ground! What can I give you? I've only got this coat, but I can't give you that. I've nothing on underneath.... Would you like my cap? [Takes it off and gives it to TIHON]

  TIHON. [Looks it over] Hm.... There are all sorts of caps.... It might be a sieve from the holes in it....

  FEDYA. [Laughs] A gentleman's cap! You've got to take it off in front of the mam'selles. How do you do, good-bye! How are you?

  TIHON. [Returns the cap to BORTSOV] I wouldn't give anything for it. It's muck.

  BORTSOV. If you don't like it, then let me owe you for the drink! I'll bring
in your five copecks on my way back from town. You can take it and choke yourself with it then! Choke yourself! I hope it sticks in your throat! [Coughs] I hate you!

  TIHON. [Banging the bar-counter with his fist] Why do you keep on like that? What a man! What are you here for, you swindler?

  BORTSOV. I want a drink! It's not I, it's my disease! Understand that!

  TIHON. Don't you make me lose my temper, or you'll soon find yourself outside!

  BORTSOV. What am I to do? [Retires from the bar-counter] What am I to do? [Is thoughtful.]

  EFIMOVNA. It's the devil tormenting you. Don't you mind him, sir. The damned one keeps whispering, "Drink! Drink!" And you answer him, "I shan't drink! I shan't drink!" He'll go then.

  FEDYA. It's drumming in his head.... His stomach's leading him on! [Laughs] Your houour's a happy man. Lie down and go to sleep! What's the use of standing like a scarecrow in the middle of the inn! This isn't an orchard!

  BORTSOV. [Angrily] Shut up! Nobody spoke to you, you donkey.

  FEDYA. Go on, go on! We've seen the like of you before! There's a lot like you tramping the high road! As to being a donkey, you wait till I've given you a clout on the ear and you'll howl worse than the wind. Donkey yourself! Fool! [Pause] Scum!

  NAZAROVNA. The old man may be saying a prayer, or giving up his soul to God, and here are these unclean ones wrangling with one another and saying all sorts of... Have shame on yourselves!

  FEDYA. Here, you cabbage-stalk, you keep quiet, even if you are in a public-house. Just you behave like everybody else.

  BORTSOV. What am I to do? What will become of me? How can I make him understand? What else can I say to him? [To TIHON] The blood's boiling in my chest! Uncle Tihon! [Weeps] Uncle Tihon!

  SAWA. [Groans] I've got shooting-pains in my leg, like bullets of fire.... Little mother, pilgrim.

  EFIMOVNA. What is it, little father?

  SAVVA. Who's that crying?

  EFIMOVNA. The gentleman.

  SAVVA. Ask him to shed a tear for me, that I might die in Vologda. Tearful prayers are heard.

  BORTSOV. I'm not praying, grandfather! These aren't tears! Just juice! My soul is crushed; and the juice is running. [Sits by SAVVA] Juice! But you wouldn't understand! You, with your darkened brain, wouldn't understand. You people are all in the dark!

  SAVVA. Where will you find those who live in the light?

  BORTSOV. They do exist, grandfather.... They would understand!

  SAVVA. Yes, yes, dear friend.... The saints lived in the light.... They understood all our griefs.... You needn't even tell them.... and they'll understand.... Just by looking at your eyes.... And then you'll have such peace, as if you were never in grief at all—it will all go!

  FEDYA. And have you ever seen any saints?

  SAVVA. It has happened, young man.... There are many of all sorts on this earth. Sinners, and servants of God.

  BORTSOV. I don't understand all this.... [Gets up quickly] What's the use of talking when you don't understand, and what sort of a brain have I now? I've only an instinct, a thirst! [Goes quickly to the counter] Tihon, take my coat! Understand? [Tries to take it off] My coat...

  TIHON. And what is there under your coat? [Looks under it] Your naked body? Don't take it off, I shan't have it.... I'm not going to burden my soul with a sin.

  [Enter MERIK.]

  BORTSOV. Very well, I'll take the sin on myself! Do you agree?

  MERIK. [In silence takes of his outer cloak and remains in a sleeveless jacket. He carries an axe in his belt] A vagrant may sweat where a bear will freeze. I am hot. [Puts his axe on the floor and takes off his jacket] You get rid of a pailful of sweat while you drag one leg out of the mud. And while you are dragging it out, the other one goes farther in.

  EFIMOVNA. Yes, that's true... is the rain stopping, dear?

  MERIK. [Glancing at EFIMOVNA] I don't talk to old women. [A pause.]

  BORTSOV. [To TIHON] I'll take the sin on myself. Do you hear me or don't you?

  TIHON. I don't want to hear you, get away!

  MERIK. It's as dark as if the sky was painted with pitch. You can't see your own nose. And the rain beats into your face like a snowstorm! [Picks up his clothes and axe.]

  FEDYA. It's a good thing for the likes of us thieves. When the cat's away the mice will play.

  MERIK. Who says that?

  FEDYA. Look and see... before you forget.

  MERIN. We'll make a note of it.... [Goes up to TIHON] How do you do, you with the large face! Don't you remember me.

  TIHON. If I'm to remember every one of you drunkards that walks the high road, I reckon I'd need ten holes in my forehead.

  MERIK. Just look at me.... [A pause.]

  TIHON. Oh, yes; I remember. I knew you by your eyes! [Gives him his hand] Andrey Polikarpov?

  MERIK. I used to be Andrey Polikarpov, but now I am Egor Merik.

  TIHON. Why's that?

  MERIK. I call myself after whatever passport God gives me. I've been Merik for two months. [Thunder] Rrrr.... Go on thundering, I'm not afraid! [Looks round] Any police here?

  TIHON. What are you talking about, making mountains out of mole-hills?... The people here are all right... The police are fast asleep in their feather beds now.... [Loudly] Orthodox brothers, mind your pockets and your clothes, or you'll have to regret it. The man's a rascal! He'll rob you!

  MERIK. They can look out for their money, but as to their clothes—I shan't touch them. I've nowhere to take them.

  TIHON. Where's the devil taking you to?

  MERIK. To Kuban.

  TIHON. My word!

  FEDYA. To Kuban? Really? [Sitting up] It's a fine place. You wouldn't see such a country, brother, if you were to fall asleep and dream for three years. They say the birds there, and the beasts are—my God! The grass grows all the year round, the people are good, and they've so much land they don't know what to do with it! The authorities, they say... a soldier was telling me the other day... give a hundred dessiatins ahead. There's happiness, God strike me!

  MERIK. Happiness.... Happiness goes behind you.... You don't see it. It's as near as your elbow is, but you can't bite it. It's all silly.... [Looking round at the benches and the people] Like a lot of prisoners.... A poor lot.

  EFIMOVNA. [To MERIK] What great, angry, eyes! There's an enemy in you, young man.... Don't you look at us!

  MERIK. Yes, you're a poor lot here.

  EFIMOVNA. Turn away! [Nudges SAVVA] Savva, darling, a wicked man is looking at us. He'll do us harm, dear. [To MERIK] Turn away, I tell you, you snake!

  SAVVA. He won't touch us, mother, he won't touch us.... God won't let him.

  MERIK. All right, Orthodox brothers! [Shrugs his shoulders] Be quiet! You aren't asleep, you bandy-legged fools! Why don't you say something?

  EFIMOVNA. Take your great eyes away! Take away that devil's own pride!

  MERIK. Be quiet, you crooked old woman! I didn't come with the devil's pride, but with kind words, wishing to honour your bitter lot! You're huddled together like flies because of the cold—I'd be sorry for you, speak kindly to you, pity your poverty, and here you go grumbling away! [Goes up to FEDYA] Where are you from?

  FEDYA. I live in these parts. I work at the Khamonyevsky brickworks.

  MERIK. Get up.

  FEDYA. [Raising himself] Well?

  MERIK. Get up, right up. I'm going to lie down here.

  FEDYA. What's that.... It isn't your place, is it?

  MERIK. Yes, mine. Go and lie on the ground!

  FEDYA. You get out of this, you tramp. I'm not afraid of you.

  MERIK. You're very quick with your tongue.... Get up, and don't talk about it! You'll be sorry for it, you silly.

  TIHON. [To FEDYA] Don't contradict him, young man. Never mind.

  FEDYA. What right have you? You stick out your fishy eyes and think I'm afraid! [Picks up his belongings and stretches himself out on the ground] You devil! [Lies down and covers himself all over.]

  MERIK. [Stretching himself out on t
he bench] I don't expect you've ever seen a devil or you wouldn't call me one. Devils aren't like that. [Lies down, putting his axe next to him.] Lie down, little brother axe... let me cover you.

  TIHON. Where did you get the axe from?

  MERIK. Stole it.... Stole it, and now I've got to fuss over it like a child with a new toy; I don't like to throw it away, and I've nowhere to put it. Like a beastly wife.... Yes.... [Covering himself over] Devils aren't like that, brother.

  FEDYA. [Uncovering his head] What are they like?

  MERIK. Like steam, like air.... Just blow into the air. [Blows] They're like that, you can't see them.

  A VOICE FROM THE CORNER. You can see them if you sit under a harrow.

  MERIK. I've tried, but I didn't see any.... Old women's tales, and silly old men's, too.... You won't see a devil or a ghost or a corpse.... Our eyes weren't made so that we could see everything.... When I was a boy, I used to walk in the woods at night on purpose to see the demon of the woods.... I'd shout and shout, and there might be some spirit, I'd call for the demon of the woods and not blink my eyes: I'd see all sorts of little things moving about, but no demon. I used to go and walk about the churchyards at night, I wanted to see the ghosts—but the women lie. I saw all sorts of animals, but anything awful—not a sign. Our eyes weren't...

  THE VOICE FROM THE CORNER. Never mind, it does happen that you do see.... In our village a man was gutting a wild boar... he was separating the tripe when... something jumped out at him!

  SAVVA. [Raising himself] Little children, don't talk about these unclean things! It's a sin, dears!

  MERIK. Aaa... greybeard! You skeleton! [Laughs] You needn't go to the churchyard to see ghosts, when they get up from under the floor to give advice to their relations.... A sin!... Don't you teach people your silly notions! You're an ignorant lot of people living in darkness.... [Lights his pipe] My father was peasant and used to be fond of teaching people. One night he stole a sack of apples from the village priest, and he brings them along and tells us, "Look, children, mind you don't eat any apples before Easter, it's a sin." You're like that.... You don't know what a devil is, but you go calling people devils.... Take this crooked old woman, for instance. [Points to EFIMOVNA] She sees an enemy in me, but is her time, for some woman's nonsense or other, she's given her soul to the devil five times.